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Food Demotivational Poster


ANIMALS - If we're not supposed to eat them, Why are they made out of food?




HAPPY MEALS - ~Think outside the box~


TAGS: happy meals think change food
Rating: 4.76/5

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MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:33 pm, #239986
Thanks for the 5L giggle!


FOOD - You are what you eat, and so much more.


TAGS: race food diet health
Rating: 4.79/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:32 am, #243671
Muchos gracioas senor Dawg. Ok A for effort D for spelling works out to a B+. I'll take that and the 5L and run!!!! Thanks for the vote amigo.
MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:29 am, #243670
A not so hidden insult....yeah I'm a **** and your point is? Bahahaha. Thanks for the giggle emilio.
EmilioDumphque - February 21, 2013, 12:34 am, #243669
So, I guess that means you were what you excreted.
Rudedog - February 20, 2013, 11:50 pm, #243664
Cinco leons señora Priss


THE SADDEST PART ABOUT THIS - is that my generation will not get it...


TAGS: orange clockwork food
Rating: 4.91/5

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Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:01 pm, #239023
I never did understand the title though. I saw most of the movie, but not all of it, and never read the book
NoxTerran - January 3, 2012, 2:29 pm, #227218
cant say much about what generation you are, but i know this, i am late 20's and i get it. KILLER movie AND book
Clint1226 - December 28, 2011, 1:05 pm, #227022
The film was good, the book was even better!
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:18 pm, #226919
Indeed... Thank you for restoring my faith in our generation...
Maddness - December 24, 2011, 6:02 pm, #226912
Epic and also Im from same generation and I know what you're talking about. It is an awesome film as well
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 5:21 pm, #226907
Not bad for a white girl, huh? :P
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:24 am, #226895
Malcolm McDowell is right up there with Gene Wilder on the convincing mad man front.
Budog - December 24, 2011, 2:10 am, #226893
Dude I love it, 5L !
SorayaDarqsyde - December 23, 2011, 11:02 pm, #226885
Thanks! It is my first attempt at one of these...
maoworks2 - December 23, 2011, 5:46 pm, #226877
A Clock Work Orange .
GySgt1811a - December 23, 2011, 4:51 pm, #226876
There's hope, Ms(?) Darqsyde, YOU got it! BTW, I amazed my granddaughter with my wristwatch that didn't require batteries. You just wind it. She thought it was awesome and wants one.
ICEMAN - December 23, 2011, 4:47 pm, #226874
Too true. Nicely done. 5


BACON - Makes a damn fine sandwich


TAGS: bacon sandwich food funny
Rating: 4.19/5

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the dude - December 6, 2009, 3:52 pm, #143201
hell yea 5 lions for you brotha!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:43 pm, #135620
agreed, needs cheese, 4/5
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:52 pm, #125674
Needs cheese.
Spangle - October 10, 2009, 11:51 pm, #125672
Everytime I see this sammich, I always get a bit of heartburn. It's like, demonic or something.
CANADA - August 13, 2009, 9:10 am, #107905
and a little drink to wash it down


'MERICA - Hells Yeah! Sure Im going to die eating this, but WANT


TAGS: death die food merica hell
Rating: 4.24/5

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ratfink95 - March 4, 2013, 10:15 pm, #244052
Its the stick that causes the problem!
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:27 pm, #240432
Would you like a heart attack with that?
maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:04 pm, #240426
I'll Have 16 To Go Please .


GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH BURGER - WELCOME TO AMERICA


TAGS: america fat food sonic
Rating: 4/5

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ISeeRedPeople - August 4, 2011, 2:57 pm, #222432
You left out the bacon! Noob!
440wakeup - August 3, 2010, 10:07 pm, #187620
ANERICA What do we want MORE!! When do we want it? NOW!!
Reality Lord - August 3, 2010, 7:48 pm, #187607

OM NOM NOM!!!!


AGGY'S STOUT CAKE -


TAGS: aggy s old family recipe guinness is good food
Rating: 4.61/5

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FatherTyme - March 12, 2011, 3:43 pm, #214095
Almost spilled mah Guiness reading this, simply awesome. Refreshicate? Webster's Dicshonary better make room for another. Awesome has yet another flavor, its called Iceman :)
Mongo - April 27, 2010, 10:23 am, #173723
Still laughing.......
jevita - April 27, 2010, 10:18 am, #173722
this is funny
ICEMAN - April 27, 2010, 12:15 am, #173709
Reachin' a bit there, aren't we Jake? ;)
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:54 am, #173617
I'm just curious as to when Ike Turner showed up. That was not mentioned in the recipe.
boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 5:57 am, #173423
theres a thin line between knowing what ladies like and g**, mainly whether or not u love the ****
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:11 am, #173316
Well, certain parts of it. ;)
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:10 am, #173315
Thanks guys. This is perhaps my favorite recipe.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:06 am, #173314
I frickin' love it!!!!
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 1:04 am, #173313
That cream cheese icing looks so good...5/5 hey..I'm a cook...not g**!


THANKSGIVING -




CAFFINATED BACON LOLLIPOPS - There are no words to describe the epic level of awesome this is.




LIFE, AS IN CHESS - If you think about it, all the king is, is a glorified pawn Whereas the queen is the key to his survival. So let’s hop to it ladies, those sammiches won’t make themselves




FOOD PYRAMID - Apparently the aliens don't like plants


TAGS: food pyramid aliens zombies plants
Rating: 3.94/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:32 am, #196917
Perhaps the aliens ARE plants. Eh, eh?
hootizz - September 16, 2010, 7:38 am, #194058
Yes.., it is to do with the fact that they can not a***ly probe them...


Eat, Run, Die! -


TAGS: food exercise grave
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2013, 2:21 pm, #250579
Awe5ome! My sentiments exactly.


KITTY BURRITOS - Chinese food going Mexican


TAGS: chinese food mexican cat cats
Rating: 3/5

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Hypercat-Z - September 4, 2009, 5:04 am, #114930
More cute or more funny? Can't tell!
Sexy curves - September 1, 2009, 3:44 am, #113761
LoL. So true. Cute cat BTW.


CHINESE FOOD - Now available on Whole Wheat buns


TAGS: chinese baby food
Rating: 4.79/5

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ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:49 pm, #233819
PRETTY FUNNY 1ST SUBMISSION. 5L


CHINESE FOOD - Om nom nom nom


TAGS: chinese food
Rating: 3.38/5

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TooTsiE - May 15, 2009, 1:23 pm, #80244
hey... thats not chicken!
Crazydad - May 6, 2009, 9:32 pm, #78421
Kinda looks like a BIG tick.


BACON WRAPPED OPOSSUM - The height of American culinary artistry




VEGANS ARE SNEAKY BASTARDS. -


TAGS: vegan food tray yell kill
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:15 pm, #230931
Oh god, kill it again! It's trying to escape!


MCDONALDS - Their Burgers Are Made Fresh !!




LUNCH - Another way we can impact the environment in a negative way.




CULTURAL ASSIMILATION - It takes time.


TAGS: chinese restaurant china food
Rating: 4.84/5

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MPsniper - January 14, 2012, 6:44 pm, #227600
sign gens....they are everywhere


ZOMBIES ON DIETS - Anyone named Jenny, Craig, or Atkins needs to avoid them.


TAGS: zombie food pyramid diet
Rating: 3.24/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 12:56 pm, #241871
Lol!


DIDN'T GET FRIES -


TAGS: food
Rating: 4.41/5

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BACON & BOURBON - They are THE major food groups


TAGS: food bacon bourbon groups diet yum
Rating: 2.89/5

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rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:22 pm, #147960

I could use some mayo on my sammich


OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: food freedom soon revenge
Rating: 4.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2013, 7:29 pm, #246334
This was hilarious, the face is funny as hell. 5 cheese slices.
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:26 pm, #227250
Ph**oshop: When Mother Nature doesn't invent things creepy enough to keep our attention
lgvernon - January 2, 2012, 12:36 am, #227174

Well, now I am COMPLETELY creeped out!


BROWNIES - Best served when cool


TAGS: food humor brownies cool
Rating: 4.46/5

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Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:29 pm, #231781
so
crankyhead - March 20, 2012, 8:54 pm, #231732
That reminds me of a poster I forgot to submit on Airmans birthday. I'll drop it in the queue now. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2012, 7:27 pm, #231726
That sounds like an invite to ridicule you.........you laughed because you're old and senile (and incontinent)
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:12 pm, #231725
why did this just crack me up? shut up Mooooooooo


FAST FOOD APOCALYPSE - AND YOU WONDER WHY WE ARE DOOMED


TAGS: food apocalypse doomed mcdonalds fat
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 3:10 pm, #229870

no lingering death here. one massive explosion of arteries. and in the end...maybe he's the smart one.


GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOOD - Always read the label


TAGS: food genetics packaging
Rating: 2.1/5

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Arpaleggia - September 11, 2008, 1:49 pm, #20500
I'd buy if female
And? - April 4, 2008, 8:04 pm, #1619
I'd still eat it


JUNK FOOD - That's not your stomach rumbling. It's your arteries whimpering.


TAGS: fast food junk health
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 17, 2011, 1:23 pm, #226691
Freakin’ donuts have always made me want to puke.


MEXICAN FOOD - Has different names Depending on how you fold it


TAGS: food mexico
Rating: 4.63/5

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TheSanityInspector - February 15, 2012, 9:19 pm, #229650
Ha!
Verdeckt - February 15, 2012, 9:18 pm, #229649
True and it seldom changes colour or consistency on the way out.


YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT - Need I Say More


TAGS: food
Rating: 4.63/5

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8/23/11 EARTHQUAKE - OH THE HUMANITY!




YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT -


TAGS: timmy hamburger fat food
Rating: 4.59/5

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BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:54 pm, #189113
Bingo!
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 5:32 pm, #189060
Something smells fishy. 5/5
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:16 pm, #189046
dont you mean cat?
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:14 pm, #189045
Does that make me a p****?


COFFEE A MAGICAL SUBSTANCE - THAT TURNS "LEAVE ME ALONE OR DIE" INTO "GOOD MORNING HONEY"


TAGS: food
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2014, 11:58 am, #254936
Ye5, oddly enough coffee does actually work even when it's that *ahem* time of the month.
fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:39 am, #250698
I think I would have put "A Magical Substance" in the body instead of the title. Otherwise a good Motifake :)


NEED MORE COOKIES -


TAGS: excess control food military gun
Rating: 4.82/5

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MPsniper - January 27, 2012, 5:07 am, #228206
the whole nine yards


IN THE 1940'S - Folks knew what was important.


TAGS: beer food drugs
Rating: 4.72/5

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maoworks2 - December 23, 2011, 10:48 am, #226870
I Think They Got It Just Right !


STEREOTYPING - Sometimes they do it to themselves...




CUP O' PUPPIES - Just Add Hot Water Stir And Enjoy!




THEY OPENED A KFC IN CHINA - THE DRUMSTICKS ARE HUGE EVEN AFTER YOU KNOCK THE PAWS OFF


TAGS: food
Rating: 4.74/5


BRAAAAII-EH?!? - Monkey bread always fakes out zombies.




FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.


TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am, #207282
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am, #160032
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm, #159740
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am, #159734
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am, #159727
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am, #159726
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am, #159720
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am, #159719
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am, #159712
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


CATERING FOR THE THIN! -


TAGS: meat food vegetarian cooking
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:36 pm, #248609
Haha! That's what I've said, too. 5 cuts of prime steak!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 11:17 am, #209496
lmao! My Sentiments exactly! 5L
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:04 am, #209491

two back to back "cofee sh** through my nose"....wow. another solid one dude!!!
ICEMAN - January 8, 2011, 10:46 pm, #209468
Dayamn, you made me chuckle. 5
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 10:16 pm, #209465
Vegetarians are not as stringy when prepared properly.


I LOVE IT WHEN I BUY A BAG OF AIR - AND THE COMPANY IS NICE ENOUGH TO PUT CHIPS IN IT


TAGS: food
Rating: 4.88/5
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 6:35 pm, #248935
Mmmm-mmmm, delicious. Buying a bag right now of air + nitrogen. Maybe they'll chips in :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 6:33 pm, #248934
Right on, man! Right on! lol!
CloudchaserS - December 10, 2012, 9:25 am, #241358
Yep, it also helps protect against the chips being crushed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2012, 1:07 pm, #241328
So, My chip bags are filled with the same thing as my car tires?.....
CloudchaserS - December 9, 2012, 11:06 am, #241321
Fun fact. They're puffed up because at the last second before sealing, gaseous nitrogen is blown into the bag. Nitrogen doesn't react with anything, so it acts as a natural non-flavor changing preservative


GERMAN FOOD -


TAGS: german wiener schnitzel food
Rating: 3.39/5

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justme - May 24, 2011, 12:24 pm, #219019
even before mcdonalds we had mcjojo
champ99 - May 24, 2011, 10:56 am, #219007
*they
champ99 - May 24, 2011, 10:55 am, #219006
Naww, the just took the recipe from them. Kind of like McDonalds and the big Mac, the did not invent it but they sell them by the ton. :)
forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:30 am, #218996
So they were independent interim??
justme - May 23, 2011, 1:58 pm, #218948
dunno but it sure tastes good... send more to the netherlands
steph1 - May 23, 2011, 12:52 pm, #218944
wiener schnitzel - german food? did i miss something? has austria surrendered to germany, again?


NOW REMEMBER - Always wash your food before you eat it




Burger King -


TAGS: king restaurant star wars fast food evil dark side
Rating: 2.61/5

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Creeper J. - June 16, 2009, 9:47 am, #87531
Goodness the King's creppy, Mc Donald ftw.


LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm, #197740
5 nibbles for Bruce!


TRADITIONAL ORIENTAL TURKEY - This thanksgiving wok your dog


TAGS: dogs turkeys food
Rating: 3.83/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:14 am, #138770
I like it!


COFFEE - I'M JUST WAITING TO SEE IF MY COFFEE CHOOSES TO USE IT'S POWER FOR GOOD OR EVIL TODAY


TAGS: food
Rating: 4.85/5

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Zetmonk - March 11, 2013, 1:47 pm, #244235
Nice new take.
spacedog - March 10, 2013, 1:56 pm, #244188
Been there.


EAT ORGANIC -


TAGS: healthy food
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 12:49 am, #252383
Okay Nic, but is it made with "hole" wheat bread...teehee
nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:42 pm, #252374
It's a premade sandwich.
maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 6:33 pm, #245240
Well The Mouse Is Cooked .
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 4:38 pm, #242742
Ya know Oiler...ya have to take your comments to my posters and create a few posters of your own from our shared efforts...bahaha! Thanks for the vote.
Oiler - January 22, 2013, 3:52 pm, #242735
DON'T make me a sammich. nope nope nope 5L
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 2:28 pm, #242734
But nobody likes bread with a hair baked in it right?
Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 3:22 am, #242715
Some people like raisin bread, some people like mouse bread. Don't knock it till you try it.


WHEN YOU'RE DOWN AND TROUBLED -




CHINESE FOOD - I Told You It Wasn't Cat Meat!


TAGS: dog chiense food
Rating: 2.77/5

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Shendue - December 30, 2008, 5:45 pm, #47656
They don't eat dogs in China. This is from Korea, i bet.
RRCCmom - October 7, 2008, 8:38 am, #26301
There are just some foods I'll pass on.


BACON WRAPPED TWINKIE STONEHENGE - Because breakfast deserves a dessert


TAGS: food
Rating: 2.77/5

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Cubbybear - February 13, 2009, 11:12 am, #59314
Beautiful!


HYBRID-FOOD - Tacocat=Chinese+Mexican


TAGS: taco cat food
Rating: 2.56/5

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vanadiumd - March 20, 2011, 3:57 am, #214737
.....p*ssy... .....taco... know what I'm saying? ;)


EXOTIC FOOD - Sometimes there's a suprise ending




OVERCONFIDENCE - Just because you're at the top of the food chain, doesn't mean you're not expendable.


TAGS: lion food chain fail
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:51 pm, #177228
5L. We're technologically advanced... but certainly not at the top of the food chain.


"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."




FORTUNE BURRITO -




MMMMMMM - ...Pi!


TAGS: pi pie doris humor funny food
Rating: 2.97/5

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sweetchroi - September 16, 2009, 5:14 pm, #118424
k so the first (five) "5" is backwards. 3.14159265358979323
WhiteRaven - February 4, 2009, 5:56 am, #56859
Now divide it by zero....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 3:57 am, #29365
Once upon a time, they were.
Shtoink - October 22, 2008, 2:25 am, #29355
i liked it. then i saw the crust and lol'd... i lol'd hard! and woody allen movies are supposed to be funny?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 1:44 am, #29347
It's not meant to be a f***ing Woody Allen movie, or Young Frankenstein. It's a quick laugh. I knew that when I made it. Some posters are like that. Still beats tunnels, g** tests, and the mindf***s and ****brickers.
Roamer - October 21, 2008, 8:12 pm, #29304
I know; we're making it funnier (or trying at least) by comments... like the Hypnotoad.
guys? - October 21, 2008, 4:37 pm, #29251
this is not that funny
Sean - October 20, 2008, 5:48 pm, #28996
Spoiler Alert: da jock.
Roamer - October 20, 2008, 5:44 pm, #28994
... and confusion. Who is this madman? The high school jock?; the ***ually promiscuous cheerleader?; the Asian kid?; or the Calculus professor?
Roamer - October 20, 2008, 5:42 pm, #28992
Coming this Halloween, Pi x r: to the dead power. The story of a sociopath/serial killer who terrorizes a small stereotypical 1950's type suburbia by defacing all the pies with his twisted mark; causing panic...
Ag218 - October 19, 2008, 9:30 pm, #28819
Pi. Just like my Gamma used to make!
RON - October 19, 2008, 8:48 pm, #28814
Grrreat!...makes me hungry and want a piece that 3.14”...lol...great job!
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 11:13 am, #28610
I'm going to make one of these now.. and obtain extra credit!!!
Johnny - October 19, 2008, 10:59 am, #28603
Wow... you know you're a techy when you LOL at something like this. And I love pie too.


TURTLE SOUP - The times are just too tough to afford chicken noodle.




DUTCH OVENS -


TAGS: gas thai food girlfriend
Rating: 4.52/5

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Donkasaurus - December 21, 2010, 11:47 pm, #207961
If you ever eat a lot of fried mushrooms make sure you sleep without covers that night...nobody likes a self inflicted one of these bad boys.
LordKraven - December 21, 2010, 6:49 pm, #207924
Ok seriously some one dosen't know what a dutch oven is? Please tell me you are like 12 or something. Then you are just ignorant. Otherwise you are just an idiot
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:17 pm, #207921
that's right Mooooo, and number 4 is arriving in March
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:12 pm, #207920
maybe it's my Windows 2000 that's doing it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm, #207919
Granddad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm, #207918
@ Airman....It's time to upgrade from your 486...I know.....It's only been 20 years.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:45 pm, #207917
And how may times do you have to say "my bad" before you finally accept your ***uality?
Airman - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm, #207916
will that name ever go away? Hey is it my computer, or are these pages loading really slow?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm, #207915
You think I'm a chick pretending to be a man?....ease off. you Eddie Murphy wannabe.
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:41 pm, #207914
My bad moooooooooooooo i always pegged you for a reverse britarded. My bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:38 pm, #207912
What!!!....your sister is a guy?.....Post op right? (did you really think you'd win this game against me?)
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:36 pm, #207911
All i can say is anyone that does not know what a dutch oven has never had a women in there bed or a guy (in mooooooooooooo's case)
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:13 pm, #207894
But you probably meant 'playing turtle'.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm, #207891
You know you love me.....I just wish you'd think of the children!
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm, #207890
Dutch ovens are great for cookin' up some chili or b***ermilk biscuits.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:10 pm, #207889
Oh great. Now I'm comment-stalking Mooooooooooooooooo. It has sunk to that.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:09 pm, #207888
Bet that basement smells like a dutch oven.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 4:58 pm, #207886
Seriously?...You guy's never heard of a dutch oven?....don't blame us because it's sad and dark in your mothers basement.
MrAubergine - December 21, 2010, 4:55 pm, #207884
If I have to learn about new stuff then it can't be that good, because I don't know about it. The genius of idiots!
Airman - December 21, 2010, 11:26 am, #207827
reading thru the comments and saw this. Let me get this straight, if we make a poster that you don't understand or have no knowledge of the subject matter, that would be grounds for down voting it. How about just don't vote, be quiet and Goto the next one
kimzter - December 21, 2010, 1:54 am, #207776
heh ok now i understand. But i don't think any poster that has to be googled should ever get a 5
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:34 pm, #207729
very true Crank. I didn't think of that.
crankyhead - December 20, 2010, 7:23 pm, #207727
i think he meant he didn't know what "girlfriend" meant LOL
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:22 pm, #207726
Google dutch oven then genius.
kimzter - December 20, 2010, 7:09 pm, #207724
I don't understand?


YOU DROPPED FOOD ON THE FLOOR - DO YOU EAT IT? -


TAGS: food
Rating: 3.58/5

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KLINGONS - They can be merciful




RUBIC'S LUNCH - Insert cheap joke about a 'square meal' here.




FAST FOOD -


TAGS: fast food fries wendys hamburger healthy nasty horrible yummy look
Rating: 2.23/5

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Grim R@per - November 2, 2009, 2:44 pm, #133411
2 lions cause I'd still eat that.


GERBER - Now with special ingredients that your baby will scream for


TAGS: baby food h**
Rating: 3.43/5

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Chef - May 5, 2010, 1:27 am, #174685
I MUST make this product! How about Gerbers Lamb Vindaloo?
R.S.Jake - January 11, 2010, 11:47 am, #152041
Hah! The baby looks like Milo Bloom!


Depression -




RAISIN COOKIES - THAT LOOK LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ARE THE MAIN REASON I HAVE TRUST ISSUES


TAGS: food
Rating: 4.86/5


MIKES & MONTY PYTHON -




HAPPY PIGS - Make better tasting bacon!


TAGS: animals pigs food bacon taste
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - April 10, 2013, 10:10 pm, #245018
Thanks for the 5 kric...
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 9:09 pm, #244994
Me love happy bacon. 5o tender and moist...?


MODERATORS - Their job is tougher than you think. Show some respect.


TAGS: moderator food laziness motifake epicscribbles
Rating: 4.45/5

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EpicScribbles - June 8, 2011, 9:02 pm, #219712
And cookie jar hat
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:37 pm, #219703
for formal occasions comes with Black-tie-napkin


ETIQUETTE -




BROWNIE MIX - It's good to be the baby!




Cookie Monster -


TAGS: monster health food pulp fiction
Rating: 2.69/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:48 am, #177366
Oh right, you like 'em still warm, if it's "not too much to ask."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:46 am, #177363
It's never too soon.....
Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:43 am, #177360
Too soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:38 am, #177357
and blue fur in his throat....jokes people....just jokes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:15 am, #177355
don't pick on him.......Henson died with clogged arteries you judgmental bastard.
Jacob - May 23, 2010, 12:11 am, #177353
its called fruit you fat f***
Anon - February 17, 2009, 1:40 am, #60233
No i don't speak Cookie.


MEXICAN FOOD - Can have that effect




HALLUCINATIONS - Yep. That's a turtle-burger.


TAGS: food turtle
Rating: 2.42/5

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SOCIALISM - Hey, Look! FOOD!


TAGS: socialism food elephant
Rating: 2.31/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:58 pm, #229210
Spite is crawling onto a railway track with your last ounce of breath, just to stick it to the man, and his schedule.
Reason - January 8, 2010, 6:06 pm, #151185
shouldn't this belong on politifake?


COMPLACENCY -


TAGS: food chain religion history marlin perkins
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 10:15 pm, #195247
(mit a little poo, I'm sure)
ICEMAN - September 23, 2010, 10:09 pm, #195246
I hear it tastes like chicken.


WE HAVE COME TO AN AGREEMENT - These three aren't allowed to eat Mexican food anymore.




NSFI - Miserable test marketing proved that this food was Not Suitable for Infants.


TAGS: baby food
Rating: 3.86/5

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THANKSGIVING - Lets express gratitude for our prosperity while ravaging a beheaded fowl carcass


TAGS: food
Rating: 3.13/5

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BEER - A perfect substitute for ... food


TAGS: beer food
Rating: 2.29/5

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MEXICAN FOOD - Burns Twice as Much coming Out!!


TAGS: mexican food
Rating: 1.42/5

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LogicDude - November 24, 2008, 10:11 am, #39353
And...it...appears that he has TWO anuses???
leeebling - November 24, 2008, 9:34 am, #39334
whats with the capitals?


IN MY HOUSE -


TAGS: calender food sport music home
Rating: 4.91/5

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caveman - January 22, 2013, 2:25 am, #242714
You'll bring the beer? you don't even have to ask if you're invited. And no Mariand although the rest of my family (aunts and uncles and such are huge tennis fans and go every year
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:56 pm, #242708
5 true darts, sir cave. Led is not dead.
mariand - January 21, 2013, 5:19 pm, #242698
hehehe... and I was about to ask if you went to see some matches at the Grand Slam Open...
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 1:39 pm, #242692
5Ls, btw
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 1:39 pm, #242691
Darts, Pizza, Led Zeppelin... and we're all invited, right? I'll even bring the beer.


Vampires -




O MAN Y -


TAGS: claustrophobic stuck alone food
Rating: 4.37/5

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Greeny - April 25, 2011, 8:28 pm, #217309
What, no matches?
Sho - April 25, 2011, 8:09 pm, #217307
Way better than my phobia posters. 5L
CaptainBaked - April 24, 2011, 4:25 am, #217190
HAHA!


MARRIAGE 101 - Make no mistake; they do care about where you two will end up eating. They just want to choose from a list of every restaurant you've Ever heard of; excluding the ones you like.




BASKIN, THE MOMENT... -




WELCOME! -




GM FOOD - Many people are worrying about the affects of genetically modified crops. "There is no proof of any adverse affects" said one Carrot.


TAGS: genetically modified food
Rating: 4.22/5

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Hmmm - April 4, 2011, 2:56 am, #215719
The worst thing is when you start noticing this kind of crap on labels at the grocery store. Union controlled American public education is an unqualifed, epic failure.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 30, 2010, 9:05 pm, #191646
And now I find a picture that would have been much better here; http://www.jonco48.com/blog/tomato_20face_small.jpg
Kung-Fu Devil - August 30, 2010, 9:55 am, #191564
God d*** it! I never got the hang of that.
Claire - August 29, 2010, 8:41 pm, #191478
Thanks, Derek. Now it can't be unseen!
5butjam - August 29, 2010, 8:40 pm, #191476
Pardon my French but, snap, didn't notice that. Still a pretty fine poster though.
Derek - August 29, 2010, 7:13 pm, #191452
Can't... stop... myself... "Effects" not "Affects"!!!
Claire - August 29, 2010, 12:41 pm, #191362
I think it's good the way it is. 5L
5butjam - August 29, 2010, 12:40 pm, #191361
Nice poster, I think it'd be better if it'd said 'the' instead of 'one' and gone on the next line, just my opinion though, good job KFD
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 9:02 pm, #191241
that's funny...5L


MAC N' CHEESE -




HAPPY HOLLANDAISE! - From: Jimbo (not pictured), Jimbo Jr. (not pictured), Shelly (not pictured), Tina (not pictured), Uncle Ricky (not pictured) and Bertha.


TAGS: favorite food assignment with centerfolds get it center folds goodnight folks
Rating: 3.83/5

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Sean - December 21, 2009, 7:07 pm, #147236
Holy eggs benedict! I think I'm in lust.
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 8:03 pm, #147050
Niiiiiice.


OPTIMISM -




FOOD CHAIN - It's a shark-eat-shark world out there!




BURGER KING - om nom nom nom nom


TAGS: nom meat fast food dumb
Rating: 2.37/5

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Mr. Nemo - June 26, 2009, 5:05 pm, #90348
Spelling Nazi in 3...2...1...


STEAK-CAKE - perfect with Peas-Muffin deleted deleted




The Lesson -


TAGS: dog food sacrifice
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 5:30 pm, #257212
Hmm. then I recant the salutations to a twarped mind and can only say... ALIENS.
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:52 pm, #257210
thx, true story though
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 3:39 pm, #257208
Salutations to a twisted view of the world. Very nice.


Modern Day Cat Food -




THE ETERNAL QUESTION -




RICHARD BRANSON - His new diet is designed to help you feel full without having to skimp on your meal.




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